Humorous Gay Estimates

Humorous Gay Estimates

The gay agenda? When was the last time a gay person knocked on your door asking if you would like to hear the good news of Elton John?

\" You could relocate.\"-- Abigail Van Buren (Precious Abby), in reaction to a viewers that grumbled that a gay pair was moving in a cross the road and wished to know what he could do to enhance the top quality of the area.

\" When I hear someone state 'That's f *** ing gay,' I grab him enthusiastically by the shoulders, smile and say, 'Yes! I like it, too!' in a flirty voice.-- Adam Lambert

The Bible consists of six admonishments to homosexuals, and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That does not imply that God doesn't like heterosexuals. It's simply that they require extra supervision.-- Lynn Lavner

\" It's a no brainer. If you're not for gay marital relationship, don't wed a gay person.\"-- Whoopi Goldberg

\" It's very dear to me, the problem of gay marriage. Or, as I like to call it: 'Marital relationship.' You know, since I had lunch this afternoon, not gay lunch. I parked my automobile; I really did not gay park it.\"-- Liz Feldman

\" Invite to America-- where being obese is genetics however being gay is a choice.\"-- Drew Carey

The next time you listen to an individual claim, \"It's Adam and also Eve, not Adam and also Steve,\" respond with \"It's humankind not hetero sapiens,\" and fly right into the evening.

\" If homosexuality is a condition, allow's all employ queer to function: \"Hey there, can't work today, still queer.\"-- Robin Tyler

\" Total, the LGBT area, we're the same, we're like everybody else. Except we're much better looking as well as extra stylish.\"-- Wanda Sykes

\" Do we need to stress over who's gay and also who's straight? Can not we just like everybody and evaluate them by the cars and truck they drive?\"-- Ellen DeGeneres